If you’re into politics, you get one email after another that says if you don’t donate, hellfire will rain from the sky, demons will emerge from the clean-coal pits of America, spiders will crawl in your mouth as you sleep, and wolves will eat your children.
These emails lie to you, as evidenced by the passing fundraising deadlines and normal skies outside your window.
However, in this case, these warnings are absolutely, 100% true and you must contribute to Flip Florida Blue now to save humanity.
We have a deadline for Flip Florida on June 30th. It is our first real deadline. It will determine how we are able to approach the coming general election in SD40, the first of our Senate Targets.
Aside from the usual armageddon stuff, here’s what else is at stake:
- Your homes
- Your jobs
- Your quality of life
- Your kids’ and grandkids’ education
- Your water quality
- A whole bunch of other stuff.
Now, you’re a smart person. I know you’re probably thinking, “Hey Jeff, if hellfire does not rain down, aren’t you just going to repeat this warning in your next urgent deadline email?”
The answer is absolutely yes. This race is too important for Florida and I will not hesitate to use astounding amounts of hyperbole as needed for something we should all care about.
Senator Jeff Clemens